I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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