You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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