We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Vodka?
Forever.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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