last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
