gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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