I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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