Little spoons don't ask big questions
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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