I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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