Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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