I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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