You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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