I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Randomize
