i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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