so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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