You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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