Kiss
Puke
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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