She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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