she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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