I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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