Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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