respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
NoShamevember. You game?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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