Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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