Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
They have beer where we have blood.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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