As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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