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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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