I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Randomize
