Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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