What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
