I have demons in me.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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