Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
