yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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