i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
God, you're like boner-b-gone
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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