So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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