She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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