wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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