Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Just invented taco cereal.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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