Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
