Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
there is glitter all over my balls
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize
