he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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