My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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