South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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