I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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