i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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