I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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