called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I look better un-naked...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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