Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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