I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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