It's Friday. Sex?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Boobs are out for the taking
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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