JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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