this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
