how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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